A man joined a monastery and was told he could only say two words every five years. When it came time for him to say his first two words, the young monk said, "Bed hard."

A decade passed -- and he uttered, "Food bad."

At the end of 15 years, he stood before the head monk and sputtered, "I quit!"

"I`m not surprised," replied his superior. "You've been complaining ever since you got here."

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