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Well, That Too!

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" asked the Sunday School teacher. "NO!" the young children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!"

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, they all answered, "NO!"

"Well, then how can I get into Heaven?"

After a slight pause, a five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"

(Thanks to Marce this joke!)

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