"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" asked the Sunday School teacher. "NO!" the young children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!"
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, they all answered, "NO!"
"Well, then how can I get into Heaven?"
After a slight pause, a five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"
(Thanks to Marce this joke!)
