Church Signs #4

Seen on church signs:

1. “The Resurrection,” a singing group, was scheduled
to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, “The Resurrection is postponed.”
2.. Don´t wait for the hearse to take you to church.
3. How will you spend eternity—Smoking or Nonsmoking?
4. Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives.